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24 May 2016 11:20:03
anybody heard anything on higuian.

{Ed001's Note - I heard a lot on him. His diet has changed to copy Lewandowski's, for instance. I hear he also likes to have his tummy tickled to help him sleep. He can play the ukelele with his toes. When he was born a three eyed goat was born in the next bed, which signifies greatness. In Argentina Higuian means 'Sharp Shooter'. His real age is actually 86. He collects cats. His favourite pastime, outside of football, is kite surfing. Ed004 watches videos of him to 'put him in the mood' when he is enjoying 'alone time'. (caution: some of these facts might not actually be true)}

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24 May 2016 11:44:40
hahahaha brilliant. anything else which relates to Chelsea?

{Ed001's Note - he likes to shop in Chelsea with his missus, if that helps?}

24 May 2016 11:46:13
😂😂😂😂 no wonder chelsea are interested.

{Ed001's Note - he does collect cats, Chelsea's symbol is a lion....it all makes sense now doesn't it?}

24 May 2016 12:41:25
so does he want to wear that lion symbol?
does anyone at Chelsea want him with a lion symbol?

24 May 2016 12:57:41
Yeah agree ed001 . heard anything regarding other players 😂😂😂.

{Ed001's Note - Ruben Loftus-Cheek moonlights as a pilots for Emirates as part of the Chelsea sponsorship deal with the club. That is why he was unable to make as many appearances as fans wanted, he was often only arriving back in the early hours of the morning.

John Terry collects baseball caps, even though he never wears them.

Azpilicueta once rescued a cat from a house fire. The fire was caused by Mata trying to boil eggs....}

24 May 2016 22:57:09
😂 you're bored.







 

 

 
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