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18 Jan 2018 21:08:14
Well boys I have to say I was joking yesterday but today's news has us linked with peter crouch.

All you can do is laugh at this point.

{Ed018's Note - you literally can’t make this stuff up. If this is true the club lacks ambition at this point. Who in that room can sit there with a straight face and discuss how a Andy Carroll or Peter Crouch improves the team.}

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18 Jan 2018 21:19:39
Ed018 - who is doing the transfers at the club now Emanelo has gone?

{Ed018's Note - I assume Marina Granovskaia would be the main person at this point but I’m not sure. Maybe they hired some basketball scout to take care of it since we are after all these 6 ft 5 inch forwards}

18 Jan 2018 21:25:10
Just bring Abraham back from his loan or what about silmani from Leicester?

18 Jan 2018 21:25:16
I miss the days of Sinclair, Dixon, Harley, Monkou, Cundy et al.

18 Jan 2018 21:28:30
It’s incredible mate. It really is. I’m flabbergasted at the players we are linked with. Smacks of desperation. Think djobodji, hector etc. Embarrassing.

18 Jan 2018 21:32:01
Surely something's going on or the media is making the whole thing up, it's crazy crazy stuff.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if Carrol or Crouch was third choice, would be a smart buy, but if it's for backup then the people a the club are absolute clowns. I'm going to apply myself at this point.

18 Jan 2018 21:41:03
Scuzzle. a troll I presume? No wonder Ed002 doesn’t want to come back on this chelsea site! What hope do we have!

18 Jan 2018 21:56:31
Well I assume Morata is main striker and they are just looking for someone better than bats until end of the season, who knows if conte will be here. Perhaps conte has someone else in mind, but they are not available until the summer. Obviously looking for someone on a short term basis who can do a better job than Bats,

{Ed018's Note - someone better then Batshuyai isn’t Carroll or Crouch}

18 Jan 2018 22:20:11
Ed018 is there anything that Ed002 can pass on Baka yourself to us chelsea fans please? Anything would do really. 😁.

{Ed018's Note - I’ll ask when he’s around}

18 Jan 2018 22:28:53
I disagree after watching bats last night and his first touch the poor chap is completely devoid of confidence. Call me completely mad but I think Peter crouch would do a good job until the end of the season. Anyway must go as lights out here in broadmoor,

18 Jan 2018 22:46:03
Don’t get me wrong and god forbid the links for crouch or the thug Carroll are truly, but both are better than bats and would offer more threat.
However if they are looking for cover till end of the season they could do worse than Defoe at least he knows where the net is. He is still capable. As I say if they are looking for cheap cover.

19 Jan 2018 14:50:43
Dont blame me Adam, cretins giving ed002 abuse is why.



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