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30 Jul 2018 14:02:35
Conspiracy of the day. wait for it.

Ed002 is actually Jose Mourinho. yeah, it might sound crazy, but give me a minute.

1. Ed002 is continuously slamming the cities of Liverpool and Manchester, cities that Mourinho is not a fan of.

2. Ed002 is very in the know with transfers and the targets of all clubs, just like the biggest manager in the world would be.

3. Ed002 and Jose Mourinho have never been spotted in the same room. honestly, both celebrities and neither spotted in the same room, getting quite obvious now.

4. Ed002 has repeatedly stuck up for ‘Mr Mourinho (as he calls him, or himself. ) and labeled him one of the nicest guys in Football, when the majority thinks otherwise.

5. Ed002 has stated he supports chelsea and it is well documented that Mourinho loves chelsea.

6. Ed002 and Mr Mourinho are both sour at chelsea, possibly due to the fickle fans and the current players at the club. So could it be true?

Absolutely, Ed002 and Jose Mourinho are one in the same ladies and gentlemen. Jose Mourinho (Ed002) is the greatest manager in Chelsea history. Respect the man!

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30 Jul 2018 14:37:56
I mean. the facts are right there so who am I to disagree. I regret my post about Jose and his 3rd season meltdown now.

30 Jul 2018 15:18:57
and that’s exactly it, Mr Mourinho believes that we don’t respect him and therefore we don’t deserve his service. We just need to make it clear to Him we all greatly respect him, and it’s just the minority giving us a bad name.

Its alright Ed, we love you.

30 Jul 2018 15:41:26
Ed, is that the real reason for your (Mr Mourinho) meltdown at present. because you want to be here with us? Hopefully you’re edding (see what I did there) through the Man Utd exit door as we miss you dearly!

{Ed002's Note - I rather suspect that Sarri will do a very good job over the next 24 months.}

30 Jul 2018 16:30:31
Sorry Mr Mourinho, missed your input on the site but please don’t return as our manager ;-)

30 Jul 2018 19:28:26
I am sure my friends in Nigeria (especially in my village) will go absolutely crazy when I tell them that JOSE MOURINHO answers all my questions about English football esp transfer. They will give me a Chieftaincy title.

30 Jul 2018 22:18:10
Chief obinna has a ring to it lol.

30 Jul 2018 23:21:33
It is great to hear of where peeps come from on this site. Nice post Obinna and love to your village and Chelsea fans.

31 Jul 2018 00:17:59
Hahahaha. Thanks guys.

31 Jul 2018 00:30:50
I hope Ed002 sees the appreciation our small page has given him regardless of whether he chooses to share his inoformation. It’s great to see positivity on this page after so long as well.

Cheers lads.



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