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23 Feb 2021 11:05:28
My Chelsea banter team tonight
4231 attacking style with a very narky defence
Obinna in goal very solid dependable

Back 4 of G8. Ashk stephen60 tomb
Tomb just gets in ahead of alonso for his pace and the rest won't go forward at all

Double pivot of cfcshak and mdw both don't mind getting stuck in

Front 3 jbs. Matt Martin and wheely
Our flair or luxury players
Striker and manager of coutse it's Gg press from the front Real Eye for goal and don't mind making tough decisions

Good team that sub Tom after 5 mins hell be knackered but there's beer and a bookie in dressing room Tom sorry if you didn't get in team there's always next week
Bit of fun b4 tonight can't wait but dreading it at same time what would your teams be
Enjoy the match kbffh.

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23 Feb 2021 11:14:02
Love it Gg . KTBFFH.

23 Feb 2021 11:30:06
Thanks dareryk sorry you didn't get in team but you were good in training lol can't wait for match tonight.

23 Feb 2021 11:48:05
Loving it - surely TomB would come on as a sub only to be replaced 10 minutes later!

23 Feb 2021 11:52:35
Brilliant and hilarious GG!

Hope none of us would get pulled off by you for wrong attitude?!

Jimbo and Dareryk as well as several other regulars would have to be in the squad too of course, and would come on when any of those in your starting line up - even if with right attitude - not creating enough assists for the striker/ manager in his race for golden boot?!

Reckon Jimbo's humour would also create a great dressing room atmosphere.

This might be a tough squad to manage at times, but one capable of great team spirit when fighting for CFC against any other team! COYB.

23 Feb 2021 11:54:01
Was thinking that mdw but you have to give the oap academy a chance.

23 Feb 2021 12:26:24
Yes jbs but I won't be pulling any of you lot off no matter your attitude lol.

23 Feb 2021 13:39:06
I’m not happy gola but I don’t blame you I blame the last manager for everything.

Do you know he once asked me to run back and defend. I know I am left back but that’s just taking the p•as.

Good to have you back mate!

23 Feb 2021 14:44:02
You are playing me out of position GG. You see I'm more of a number 10 so if you want to see the best of me, please change the formation accordingly. 😁

Loved your post mate😂👊🏼.

23 Feb 2021 15:06:17
I want a transfer or loan deal.

23 Feb 2021 15:08:00
Jesus we ain't played a game yet and you all starting lol enjoy tonight I'd be happy with a draw.

23 Feb 2021 15:12:36
Hahahahahahahahaha why did put me as the goal keeper? LOL 😂.

23 Feb 2021 15:14:25
I can’t stop laughing, wowwww, I really love gianfranco gola. What a post 👍🏽.

23 Feb 2021 17:33:55
Can I have a word with the gaffer, not happy about my playing time, it’s taking me 60 minutes to get the feel of the game and I’m being tugged off at 65 min, my huge wages and lack of goals / assists aside I feel I’m a valuable player to this team?

23 Feb 2021 17:46:20
Hey Gola, I'm 6 ft 8 and built like a fridge, if we need a goal late on put up front and lump it up to me😏.

23 Feb 2021 18:01:53
Matt your wages aren't as high as everyone else's I'm afraid but they do reflect your talent.

23 Feb 2021 19:15:12
If I'd of known that G8 in goal for you but you can be our Ian dowie in the last 5 if we need a goal bouncebackability.



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