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03 Mar 2021 22:37:53
right lads this weeks team news

obinna your still in goal your missus text me to say you have always kept clean sheets

back 4 of ilo matt martin jimbo and strasbourg they will defend the cause to the end

midfield 3 of ash g8 and J good ideas and willing to go that extra mile for there team mates like john did with wayne

front 3 of mdw gola and shak we just have a physic understanding of what the other is thinking

going all out for a win this week lads we are 5th in league can everyone pay there subs to tomb who has washed the kits this week and driving us to our game in style in his mk 1 transit i think he calls it the varicose van
you will see it bright pink with a sticker on the back that says


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04 Mar 2021 05:52:12
Amazing Gg, i hope to make the bench next week. Been good at training and the doggy knee is holding up. A few more sessions and i hope to be in the reckoning.

Come one you blues . we gaotta have this in the van :)

04 Mar 2021 06:44:04
Guess I'm on the bench : (.

04 Mar 2021 06:44:05
Cup game next week dareryk so going to give you youngsters a run out lol enjoy match tonight mate.

04 Mar 2021 07:36:34
Your out on a weeks loan standard mate gain some experience.

04 Mar 2021 07:49:17
Delighted to be in the starting XI. You make a pretty good coach GG, listening to your players' ideas.

04 Mar 2021 08:58:07
TomB's been axed - was it him spreading negativity around the camp?!

04 Mar 2021 09:35:06
Yes mdw bad apple in the changing room doesn't help anyone
moaning and bitching about his new contract
I said tomb mate you should of gone with ee
So he's training with the retirement squad under 73s.

04 Mar 2021 10:19:30
Cheers GG I am flattered but can I play RB my left peg isn't the best!

04 Mar 2021 11:18:20
Yes strasbourg mate enjoy match tonight if your watching it.

04 Mar 2021 11:38:53
LOL, Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂, you are here again this week, gianfranco gola. I guess I might become Kepa very soon.

04 Mar 2021 12:18:43
Don't say that obinna kepa is rubbish lol I'd say cech.

04 Mar 2021 13:28:23
Crap team selection from a crap manager with zero top team experience. Also, ageism in the workplace is now against employment law. Even at my doddery old age I’m still quicker than Giroud.

If Alonso can call the manager an idiot I’m not sure why I can’t. The whole team selection is based on bias, I’m outraged.

As I’m on £450k a week I couldn’t really give a toss a s I definitely won’t be asking for a transfer but I will be talking to the owner and I’m sure our current manager will be getting the tin tac very soon. Bring back Rafa!

04 Mar 2021 15:53:10
Oh Tommy fickle has thrown his toys out the pram mdw not good for team morale
Anyway start up the varicuos van Tom we are late and get Barry manilow off the stereo.

04 Mar 2021 18:32:17
It always works. If I kiss the new manager’s arse I will be back in the team and the fans will forgive me for all the. trouble I’ve caused.

The manager and fans will forget that I haven’t got a clue about defending or that I can’t be bothered to track back. I’ve just get this idiot the sack. I’ve done it before and the owner falls for it every time.

The club always supports the players never the managers!

PS. Don’t like Barry Manilow but I’m am fond of Desmond Decker or Gino Washington and the ram jam band.

04 Mar 2021 19:28:15
Oh Tom you didn't read the memo
I'm player manager and owner sadly
But your welcome in the office anytime.

04 Mar 2021 20:04:31
I will carry on collecting my £450k per week for doing f•ck all.

I’ve got another three years on my contract so when I leave I should still be able to sign for the Gooners!



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