Chelsea banter 7

31 Aug 2026 13:44:25
Could this really happen, we sign both Kone and Camara?

31 Aug 2026 14:39:39
I think we need to get Enzo out the door before we sign any midfielders, Tom.
Would be amazing to sign the pair of them tho. Midfield would be sorted for years to come.

31 Aug 2026 15:27:38
If we do sign both, it should solve our current midfield worries, made greater by Caicedo's injury, and with Enzo likely departing, Santos gone, and Essugo not looking to be good enough.

31 Aug 2026 16:59:28
Essugo hasn't really been given a fair crack of the whip, I would say.

31 Aug 2026 17:17:05
Maybe an in-house loan or sale would be good for everyone.

31 Aug 2026 10:17:00
Brilliant going forward. Crap at the back. Need a new CDM. Santos dropped already by Man United after his horror show last week. We did well stealing £50 million off them for him so hope the club spend the dosh wisely.

31 Aug 2026 09:52:39
I think we have probably two sales and three first team loans left to sort out. I also assume we may have some academy players who might be going out on loan as well.

I am well pleased with the business the club has done, not just on incoming players but also the sales.

31 Aug 2026 15:31:16
Am still waiting to see what happens with EF, and, likely, if leaving, plus Santos gone, to have to bring in two midfielders (Camara and Kone?).

Also, many outgoings still to be sorted in terms of sales and loans.

31 Aug 2026 07:39:12
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30 Aug 2026 19:46:36
Here are my two takes on things.
First, Chelsea will sell Enzo for £121 million and say: "See we told you that Friday 5:00pm deadline would work."
Second, let’s not announce our new FOS deal until days before the first home game after fans have bought our kit.
Don’t take me too seriously, after all this is a banter site. ?

31 Aug 2026 05:53:55
Would rather we get Jose on the phone and tell him he's all yours for £70m. I never hated Man City before, but now I reckon I'd rather see Arsenal win the prem before those lot.

31 Aug 2026 07:48:20
Good banter, Jimbo, and agree with you, Saim.

30 Aug 2026 17:05:27
On way back from Stamford Bridge after that entertaining 7 goal game in which we had so little possession for far too much of it.
Caicedp breaking down after coming on to shore up our non-existent midfield bar Lavia - who went off having done solo effort up to that point - was very concerning. If Enzo leaves we need to bring in Camarra and one further midfielder especially cos now Caicedo injury worry plus Lavia needs to be v carefully managed.

As have said for some time pointmis that neither Palmer nor Rogers can defend and Brighton had almost completed control in midfield. Both got goals and were involved in some v good attacking moves but just couldn't help much in terms of controlling the game in midfield.



My MoM was Pedro who looked in a league above all others on pitch in skill levels from my viewpoint - this time in East Stand Upper. Neto also v well taken chance from excellent work by Rogers. Fofana perhaps best of defenders though our weakness there was that neither Gusto nor Hato able to contain Brighton wide men who had enormous space and freedom far too often to get ball in our box. Martinez no chance with their first two goals but I didn't see their third as was on way out.



Positives were Pedro, Neto.

30 Aug 2026 17:49:51
JBS, I don't want too many entertaining games like that. I was baffled by the team selection. Obviously, we will score goals, but we must work on our midfield and defending. I am not surprised we were unable to control the game and had so little possession: our midfield was non-existent.

There is plenty to work on, but also plenty of positives. Hopefully, once the window is closed we will sharpen up. Big test next weekend.

30 Aug 2026 18:35:09
Agreed, Jimbo, we have to have more control of a game. But, yes, at times we looked wonderful going forward, and our second was a thing of beauty. So, yes, many positives, as well as an obvious complete lack of midfield possession.

30 Aug 2026 20:25:13
Caceido's a huge loss for our midfield, and immediately weakens us. I've also been really excited about seeing Palestra at full back, as I think he will be a gem. We still need to cut out a few sloppy errors, but I think this year we will be right up there. We have pretty much strengthened every area required.

30 Aug 2026 20:56:44
Whitey, yes, agree. However, one thing that has concerned me is Colwill. He has been very poor so far. I accept he has come back from a long term injury, but this has happened before.

He, at times, looks like he is a top class defender. Then he drops off, gets injured, and has to start again. So far he has been the weak link in the back three. Let's hope he can stay fit and step up.

30 Aug 2026 21:13:56
Give him a few weeks, Jimbo, he will well and truly prove his worth.

31 Aug 2026 07:51:38
Yes, LC was the weakest link in back 3 yesterday.

31 Aug 2026 10:00:50
I was watching the game in a bar so maybe not the most accurate assessment.

Colwill wasn't at his best, and he wasn't for the Fulham game, but he is class and I have no doubt he will find his form.
I thought Hato was ok, and, generally, Lacroix was solid.
Josh, another good showing.
Gusto was Gusto.
Lavia was excellent.
Palmer was in and out of the game, and was caught asleep for their second goal.


Rogers does so many good things, but so far not for 90mins.
Neto was also very good, and I hope he is not a last minute sale.
Pedro, in my opinion, is at the moment the best player in the Premiership. He looks to have everything. Let's hope his good form continues.

31 Aug 2026 11:28:18
Good summary, Tom. Only thing I'd add is that perhaps Hato is a better LB or LCB than wingback? Perhaps he can grow into that wing back role.

I fear for us v Arsenal if we are as open down the flanks and as overrun in midfield - so little possession - as we were v Brighton.

Wonder if Alonso will change our formation... It must make us tighter defensively, certainly.

31 Aug 2026 11:49:01
I think Hato will move over almost as a conventional lb to mark Saka. Caicedo would be a big miss against the Gooners.

30 Aug 2026 05:21:20
Today's game should be interesting. They had a thumping victory in their first game and they smacked our backside last season.
Obviously hoping for a home win and will be watching the game in a Spanish bar. I hope Caicedo is fit enough to get some playing time along with Palestra.

Come on my mighty blues.

30 Aug 2026 09:38:01
I agree, it would be great to see Caicedo & Palestra play, but if not on the bench.
I have a feeling he will start Fofana and rest Josh.
My final prediction is Penders to start in goal. Sanchez will probably now be moved on before the window closes.

30 Aug 2026 10:19:59
Palestra was apparently clocked as the fastest player last season.

30 Aug 2026 10:28:27
On my way to the Bridge now, navigating the problem of train cancellations on usual route... bank holiday hazard. Looking forward to the game, but wary of Brighton too, given their great start and having seen us lose to them a couple of times at home in recent seasons. Quite envious of your Spanish bar position, Tom... good seat and hospitality there, I'd think!

30 Aug 2026 11:04:16
Likewise on my way to the Bridge. I can't imagine Sanchez will start. Early days yet, but this is the sort of game we need to win.

30 Aug 2026 16:49:15
Back at the Villa having watched the mighty Blues look impressive in spells. Well worth the large amounts of JD. Off out soon to truly celebrate.

Obviously, Pedro Mom. He just looks class.

I know I have gone on about it, but please, boss, only play Gusto in an absolute emergency.

30 Aug 2026 17:27:58
Sorry, I meant Romeo, of course, not Rogers, who scored our first and looked v good in the first half... Rogers with the wonderful assist for Neto goal.

But v little game control, as said.

29 Aug 2026 21:17:29
This Enzo Fernandez stuff is annoying me for the fact that Maresca totally dropped us in it and cost us European football this season. He goes down as the worst manager in our history in my opinion and yet he is trying to take one of our best players.

As Tom and others have said, take City to the cleaners or make EF eat humble pie and wait for his Real Madrid move.

30 Aug 2026 10:28:51
Agreed, K.

29 Aug 2026 06:25:47
With Liverpool apparently agreeing a fee for Barcola (£123m) and Fernandez supposedly going to City for over £120m, it leaves me thinking who will be the first £150m premiership signing? Maybe Palmer or Bellingham?

29 Aug 2026 10:26:37
Interesting question, Tom. Not sure that Bellingham will want to leave Madrid any time soon, but Palmer may be tempted away from the Bridge, especially if we do not make ECL football next season and/or aren't back challenging for the two big trophies, ie that one and the EPL.

Another question, though, is just how speedily, steeply and sustainably the rate of player purchasing prices will rise... despite global economic woes.



My vague answer to your question is the first 150 million player might likely come from among rising stars, currently c 19 to 21, so likes of Estevao (still only 19) of that generation who have proven themselves by continuing to improve until sold aged c 22. May well not be Stevo, but someone of that kind who can potentially unlock the tightest defense, and with no too worrying injury record.

29 Aug 2026 13:33:53
JBS, you ask a good question about sustainability. I have this feeling that the next generation of fans will not be able to afford going to games and TV subscriptions. I hate to say it, but I think watching live games on devices will be how the next generation supports their respective teams.

Strangely, the so-called Palace Ultras have also expressed concerns about the next generation of stadium support.

29 Aug 2026 05:26:40
We really have shuffled the pack yet again in this window and after last season it comes as no surprise.

New manager.
Two new keepers.
Three new defenders.
Three Midfielders (including EF replacement).
Three attackers.

I suppose with so many changes our expectations shouldn’t be too high but I’m a fickle fan, so I’m expecting a very good season.

29 Aug 2026 09:33:15
Just optimism rather than being fickle, Tom. Being permanently optimistic about the club seems almost the opposite of being fickle to me. Hopefully, all the fans can be behind this new Alonso era and keep that level of positivity up even when the inevitable bumps hit.

29 Aug 2026 09:54:38
EdW, the problem is I am personally not permanently or naturally optimistic. In recent years, I have had to learn to be positive, and, to be honest, that attitude has changed my life for the better.


I do like to look at both sides of an argument, never rush to judge, and I hope I'm wrong when I have a downer about a situation or individual. Those traits come from being old.

29 Aug 2026 10:41:31
I am optimistic about this season for the first time in a while. There is no reason why we can't get a top four place. A lot of money has been spent by clubs so far. Spurs have spent a lot, but there isn't one of their signings that I would want at Chelsea, and I think De Zebri is a bit of a fraud.